‘stop being overdramatic’ they say
‘i dont know what you mean’ i say as i descend from the ceiling, surrounded by mist
the snack that smiles back
what is wrong with this website
48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.
This is not even subtext.
squirrelinski, because who can resist
Awwww … this is just making me giggle.
“No! Nope! Don’t even say a word! And i don’t care if you’re The Alpha or whatever! I’m getting out of here with at least half of my dignity!”