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i solemnly swear

Destiny and Chicken. Sociopath, not psychopath. Bowties are cool.

About me: "Replacing my heart with another liver so I can drink more and care less."

When did loving yourself
become so rare, that it’s
revolutionary to do so?
-(160/365) by (DS)


iwannagiveyousomethingbetter:

If you don’t like musicals, you should remember that Cosette, Miranda Priestley, James Bond, Leonard’s mom, Dr. Erik Selvig, Howard Stark, Molly Weasley and Mr. Darcy sing Abba songs in Greece.

iwannagiveyousomethingbetter:

If you don’t like musicals, you should remember that Cosette, Miranda Priestley, James Bond, Leonard’s mom, Dr. Erik Selvig, Howard Stark, Molly Weasley and Mr. Darcy sing Abba songs in Greece.


dortios:

when your parent comes to check if you’re still awake

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ladypadawan:

awwww-cute:

My girlfriend’s rat dog doesn’t let me poop in peace


What in the fuck.

ladypadawan:

awwww-cute:

My girlfriend’s rat dog doesn’t let me poop in peace

What in the fuck.

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"What?! Who’s this little guy? I do wanna say hi but it’s gonna take up time that we don’t have for the interview." - Dylan fascinated by interviewer’s baby


bambiandpixie:

How my family deals with conflict.

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Sterek Week: Day 1 - Domestic. The start of a very domestic relationship. (◡‿◡✿)

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sumireba:

I swear, this gif was like made for this post.  (*≧▽≦)ノ



officialputin:

putins-boyfriend:

putins-girlfriend:

yourtubes:

reblog if your url represents who you really are 

I am really Putin’s girlfriend

then we have a problem

I can explain it

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chromeofficial:

chromeofficial:

chromeofficial:

what do u call a backstabbing grocer

traitor joe

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waltgifs:

Another unrealistic expectation about hair.

waltgifs:

Another unrealistic expectation about hair.

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instathug:

"How homo is it?" "So."

instathug:

"How homo is it?" "So."

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